“You know me by my catchphrase”: collect stereotypes about professions
“Their” phrase is, and the writers, and scientists.
On January 16 the lady Twitter under the nickname girlziplocked started the thread in which he asked the representatives of different professions to share these facts about their field that will surprise any person abroad.
What’s a dirty secret that everybody in your industry knows about but anyone outside of your line of work would be scandalized to hear?
— holly (@girlziplocked) 16 Jan 2019.
Tell us about the secrets you know everything in your profession, but which will surprise any person outside
First, the people answered seriously and in detail.
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— holly (@girlziplocked) 16 Jan 2019.
The main function of social workers in our society – to be the authorities way of speaking empty words, and to show meaningless gestures of social justice. Although at the same time they don’t do anything to change those factors that cause people to need social workers.
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— holly (@girlziplocked) 16 Jan 2019.
Not everyone in the court is truth. Also 95% of prisoners Americans never make it to court.
But soon users moved on to jokes about stereotypes in their professions. All these tweets have to begin with the words: “hi, you can find me on these trademark phrases”.
Hello, I’m a planetary scientist, you may know me from my greatest hits including “no, Pluto is still in the Solar System”, “no, the Moon landings weren’t faked”, and “can we please talk about something bedides why Pluto is no longer classified as a planet”? https://t.co/3pqUlhlVyd
— Larry R. Nittler ??? ☄ App (@LarryNittler) 20 Jan 2019
Hi, I’m a scientist, exploring the world. You may know me from the crown to the phrases “No, Pluto is still in the Solar system”, “No, the moon landing was fake” and “can we Please talk about something besides the fact that Pluto is no longer considered a planet?”
Hello, I’m a chemist! You may know me from my greatest hits “Everything Is Chemicals”, “There’s No Such Thing As Chemical-Free Food” and “Yes, I Know How To Make Meth, But I Don’t Do It” https://t.co/8dBG3iSLsm
— Chemjobber (@Chemjobber) 20 Jan 2019
Hi, I’m a chemist! You may know me from the crown to the phrases, “All around the chemical elements”, “there is No such thing as food without chemicals”, “Yes, I know how to make meth, but I don’t do it.”
Hi I’m a journalist. You may know me from my greatest hits “I didn’t write that headline,” “I didn’t actually write that for clicks and it ruined my life” and “that’s not how conflicts of interest work” https://t.co/NDUPkWMdco
— Laura Hudson (@laura_hudson) January 20, 2019.
Hi, I’m a journalist. You may know me from my greatest hits “Title was not written by me”, “I actually wrote this for clicks, and it ruined my life” and “Conflict of interest isn’t working”.
Hi I’m a student. You may know me from my greatest hits, “why do 8 am’s still exist”, “why is [insert anywhere on campus] so far away”, and, my most popular lie, “this homework is due tomorrow but I can def still hang out with my friends & work on it there” https://t.co/52O9dusJ4M
— Angel K (@AvidReaderBlog) 20 Jan 2019
Hi, I’m a student. You can recognize me from the crown to the phrases “Why eight in the morning still exist”, “Why is [place on campus] so far” and “This job’s due tomorrow, but I can go out with friends and finish her there.”
Hi, I’m an author of books, you may know me from my greatest hits: “Yes, it’s a real job,” “No, I don’t know Stephen King,” and “Please don’t make me listen to an offer to write down your precious idea and ‘we split the profits.’” https://t.co/LXF8AqQg9l
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) 20 Jan 2019
Hi, I’m the author of the books. You can recognize me by my trademark phrase “Yeah, it’s a real job,” “No, I don’t know Stephen king” and “Please don’t make me listen to your suggestions to describe in the book your wonderful idea and split the profit.”
Hi, I’m a software engineer. You may know me from my greatest hits, including “It seems to work”, “It’ll be fixed in the next release”, and, of course, “Shouldn’t take more than a week. Two, tops.”
— Russell The Gray (@rge2001) 20 Jan 2019
Hi, I am a developer. You can find me in my greatest hits, including “It’s working”, “It will be fixed in the next version” and of course “shouldn’t take more than a week. Two tops”
Not without its jokes about cats.
Hi ? I’m a police Station Cat??✈on!!!
You may know me
From my greatest hits like:-
Where’s my food ?
Don’t stroke me when I’m Catnapping ?
Let me in
Let me out
I’m sleeping ?
I hate mice ?
Why are you pointing that at me phone again ! ?
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— PC STATION OSCAR CAT (P/T) (@stationmoggy) 20 Jan 2019
Hi, I’m a cat with a police station. You may know me from my greatest hits “Where is my food”, “don’t touch me when I’m asleep”, “Let me in”, “Let me out” “I sleep”, “I hate mice”, “Why do you keep pointing at me this phone”.
See also:
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- Foreigners about Russian habits